Episodes

Friday Jan 28, 2022
Episode 19: Divisional Weekend Breakdown, Championship Weekend Preview
Friday Jan 28, 2022
Friday Jan 28, 2022
The Dorks open the podcast dorking out about Pat Mahomes and the Chiefs vs Josh Allen and the Bills. They breakdown the rest of the games which will go down as the greatest Divisional playoff weekend in NFL history, They give their predictions on how Championship weekend will go and who will be moving on into the Super Bowl. They comment on some of the coaching moves that have been happening and end with their dorky picks of the week.

Friday Jan 21, 2022
Friday Jan 21, 2022
The Dorks open the podcast with the news that Ken Norton Jr. has finally been fired. They welcome special guest Marcy, who tells her great story about her road to becoming a 49er fan. Our Dorks talk about their favorite moments from Wild Card weekend and give their predictions for the Divisional round. Daniel gushes about the ridiculous of Cobra Kai, Millie gives love to Peacemaker, Allanah talks about what reigning Jeopardy champ Amy Schneider means to her, and Marcy gushes about her favorite Bachelorette podcast.

Friday Jan 14, 2022
Episode 17: Wild Card Weekend Preview
Friday Jan 14, 2022
Friday Jan 14, 2022
The Dorks welcome a special guest onto the pod this week: Raider fan and noted Seahawks troll Patrick Allcorn! The Dorks give their overall impression of the Seahawks season and what it means for the future. They talk to Patrick about the excitement of the Raiders making it to the playoffs for the first time in five years after possibly the game of the year Sunday when they beat the Chargers in the last seconds of overtime. Everyone gives their prediction on how Wild Card weekend will go and end the show with their Dorky picks if the week.

Friday Jan 07, 2022
Episode 16: Seattle Sports Predictions for 2022
Friday Jan 07, 2022
Friday Jan 07, 2022
Happy New Year! Welcome to our special predictions show. Our Dorks try to guess what will happen with Seattle sports in 2022. Will the Seahawks get back to winning? Will Russell Wilson be traded? Will the Mariners make the post season? Will Sue Bird be back for the Storm? Daniel begins the show breaking down the Seahawks dominant win vs the Lions. The Dorks give their predictions for the Seahawks final game on the road then get into their New Years predictions. They end with what they’re dorking out on this week.

Friday Dec 31, 2021
Friday Dec 31, 2021
Happy New Year! The Dorks kick of the podcast welcoming Allanah back after her Las Vegas trip. Daniel briefly breaks down the game vs Chicago and our Dorks try to give their best prediction vs the hapless Lions. They then share their wishes for the Seahawks in 2022. They pay their respects to the late John Madden and talk about what Kyle Seager meant to the Seattle Mariners after news of his retirement broke. They end the show sharing their favorite tv shows of 2021.

Friday Dec 24, 2021
Episode 14: The Conspiracy Episode
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Today we have a very special guest host! Allanah is off on a Las Vegas adventure so long time Dorks on Sports fan Matt Slinger joins the cast. The Dorks talk about the terrible officiating in the Rams game and entertain some Deep State NFL conspiracies against our Hawks. They make their predictions about the Browns game. They e d the podcast dorking out about sci-fi and cheesy Christmas rom-cons. We wish all of our 12s a very Happy Holidays. GO HAWKS!

Friday Dec 17, 2021
Friday Dec 17, 2021
The Dorks are pivoting to a format change. Episodes will drop Fridays for at least the next two months. Daniel opens the show with bad news for Millie--her Pocket Lockett is out because of COVID protocol. The Dorks gush about Penny's strong game against the Texans. They try to get a bead on how the upcoming game with the Rams will go with so many of the Rams squad out for COVID. They dunk on the recently fired Urban Meyer and revel in the schadenfreude. Next they check in with the Kraken and Daniel compares them to the early 2010-2011 Pete Carroll Seahawks. They dork out about Hawkeye, Allanah and Daniel continue their love affair with Succession, and Curtis practices his mindfulness exercises with the Beatles. GO HAWKS!

Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Episode 12: Let’s Gloat About the Seahawks Sweeping the 49ers
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Warning: If you’re a 49ers fan this might be the episode to skip.
Everything is beautiful again! After sweeping the 49ers our Dorks gloat about the win. They discuss what the Seahawks did differently in this win versus their losing streak. The Dorks get excited making predictions for the week 13 game against the hapless Texans—it might just be the game the doctor ordered to give this team their mojo back. They then dork out about Pen15, The Expanse, Get Back: The Beatles documentary series, and Star Trek: Discovery. They end the show on an ages old question: Star Trek or Star Wars. GO HAWKS!

Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
Another weird Seahawks game and another weird loss. The Dorks attempt to figure out just what went wrong with this team and what are it’s implications for the future. Curtis has fully given up on this team but Daniel is still convinced there is a good team buried in there somewhere. The Dorks talk about the exciting moves the Mariners have made and the recent wins the Kraken have been stringing together. The show ends dorking on Marvel’s newest tv show Hawkeye.

Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Episode 10: Are the Seahawks a Bad Team Again? Maybe, But We’re Used to That in Seattle
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
After another embarrassing home loss the Dorks are making peace with the fact that the Seahawks are a bad team. They break down the Cardinals game, give their predictions for week 12 vs. Washington, and try to get a read on what the rest of the season looks like. They then move on with their Dorky picks of the week!