Dorks on Sports

Episode 9: We’re Not Mad at You, Seahawks, We’re Just Disappointed

The Dorks are back from their bye week! Curtis has surrendered to his Madden obsession since it’s the only winning the Seahawks will get. The Dorks are perplexed by the Green Bay loss and the fact they had to see another Aaron Rodgers’ smirk. They move on to the their thoughts on the week 11 game vs Arizona and give their predictions. They then touch on their favorite parts of other week 10 games and end the show with what they’re dorking out about. 

Episode 8: Praise Be Seahawks, Dog Pile on Urban Meyer, Week 10 Predictions, Kraken Temperature Check, Dorky Picks of the Week

Everything is beautiful again with a Seahawks dominant win over the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars. The Dorks talk about their favorite moments from the game, clown on Urban Meyer, and speculate whether this game has given the Hawks realistic life in the playoff race. Allanah shares some strong feelings about Aaron Rodgers and the Dorks breakdown the Seahawks week 10 matchup vs Green Bay. Daniel gushes over his new sports crush in the Kraken. The show ends with their Dorky Picks of the Week. 

Episode 7: Is Pete Carroll Cooked, Hasselbeck Love, Predictions, Kraken at Home, Dorky Picks of the Week

After another Seahawks loss at home the Dorks talk about whether Pete Carroll is done in Seattle and what the implications are for Russell Wilson’s future on the team. They then gush about Matt Hasselbeck’s induction into the Seahawks Ring of Honor, and give their predictions for the week 8 game vs Jacksonville. They end the show chatting about the Kraken home opener, and give their Dorky Picks if the Week. 

Episode 6: Seahawks the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Week 7 Picks, Kraken’s First Week, Only Murders in the Building

The Dorks talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly from the Seahawks game versus Pittsburgh, predict their week 7 matchup against the Saints, and then talk about the Seattle Kraken’s first week as a franchise. Then they clown on Rolovich for getting fired, and finish the pod sorting out about the Hulu series “Only Murders in the Building.”

Episode 5: Kraken Love, the Geno Smith Era, F— John Gruden, Ted Lasso Postmortem

Daniel recounts his experience at the Seattle Kraken’s inaugural game in Vegas, the Dorks talk about the implications of Russell Wilson’s injury then give their predictions for the week 6 game vs Pittsburgh. The Dorks address the gross John Gruden scandal (29:34), and then close out the show with a discussion about the end of Ted Lasso season 2 (42:30).

Episode 4: Seahawks Win v 49ers, Rams Predictions, Mirror Universe Pete Carroll, Mariners Post Mortem, the Dorks Get Serious

Everything is beautiful again! The Dorks break down the Seahawks’ week 4 win against the 49ers, discuss the keys to their next game against the Rams and give their predictions. Then they give a post mortem about the Mariners’ season and close the podcast with some serious words about an ugly transphobic interaction Allanah had at a Mariners game this week. 

Episode 3: Seahawks Week 3 Rage, Millie Offers Hope, Ichiro Gets Some Love, and Allanah Brings Some Spice

The Dorks rage at an embarrassing Seahawks loss, the Fire Ken Norton campaign gets started early, the Dorks breakdown the week 4 matchup, and Millie offers us some hope. Then The Dorks talk about their favorite all time Seattle Mariners players and Allanah gives us a spicy take on Marvel’s “What If…?”

Episode 2: Seahawks Week 2 Recap, NFL Week 2 Surprises, Predictions for Week 3, Mariner‘s Wildcard Hunt, Dorky Pics of the Week

Curtis takes the Seahawks heartbreaking home loss to the Titans hard, the Dorks rant about sloppy play and Russell Wilson's addiction to the deep pass, make up with Packer's fans, make predictions for week three against the Vikings, run through what the Mariner's need to do to be contenders, and end with Dorky pics of the week. 

Episode 1: Seahawks Dominant Win Over the Colts, Prediction for Week 2, Mariners’Chances for a Wildcard Spot, and Our Dorky Picks of the Week

The inaugural show! Daniel, Curtis, Allanah, and Millie break down the Seahawks week 1 win over the Colts, make enemies of Packers fans, breakdown the keys to the Seahawks week 2 game vs Titans, talk about the Mariners’ chances for a Wildcard playoff spot, and end with non sports related things they’re dorking out about this week.